When I die I’m gonna invite everyone I ever knew to my funeral and I’m gonna make sure that they play a remix of cotton eye joe and gangnam style and the harlem shake for two hours and whoever sticks it out to the end is going to inherit everything I have
my dad sent these to me and said, “Look at our chalkboard in the break room!”
how in the fuck
eXCUSE YOU THAT IS A CHALKBOARD ARE YOU JOKING
I’m going to need some gum, a diamond, and a fire extinguisher.
(Source: theamericankid)
The people freaking out about this are ridiculous.
LIKE I’M PRETTY SURE IF THERE’S ONE PERSON ON THE GODDAMN PLANET YOU CAN TRUST WITH A CHILD ON A SKATEBOARD, IT’S F*CKING TONY HAWK
JESUS.
an aged clifford and emily elizabeth
aka clifford fan art???
So I was doing some LOtR research because of course and a lot of people put Legolas’ last name down as Greenleaf. I got curious, and so i looked it up, and the word “Legolas” literally means Greenleaf.
Legolas is “Greenleaf Greenleaf.”
Legolas is Moon Moon
assistantt0theregionalmanager:
I’ve never met a smart person named Ashley
I have a friend named Ashley and one time she took the fish eggs from the top of her sushi and put them in a glass of water because she thought they would hatch
my names ashley…. lol
my apologies, babyb0nez666
waitingfornothing-andwastingaway:
PLOT TWIST.
this is incredible
I THOUGHT IT WAS A CANVAS PAINTING
LIFE HACK
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
… if there are 107.4 million blogs currently, reblog if made your tumblr before they added a picture to the sign up page
thats rude as fuck how the log in page doesnt have a picture….
wait, tumblr has a picture on the login screen now?
i haven’t logged out of my tumblr in over a year what
WHAAAAAAA? They have a picture now? I literally have never logged out!
I don’t think I’ve logged out of tumblr in over 2 and a half years wow
